I don't do those things because all that shit is HOT and kinda poopy if water parks are involved.
My summer consists of "cool" summer fun like eating a lot of cold salsa (that's inside burritos) and avoiding the sun.
You really don't know how fucking terrible the sun is until it's with you for 22 hours of the day. It's everywhere, y'all, and it never goes to bed. I can't escape it's melanomic ways.
So I've been having dirty, sinful thoughts about taking off all my clothes at midnight and breaking into someone's backyard. Where I will go night swimming. One of my favorite activities of all time.
|Not a damn clue...|
But a pool, the ocean or even a large culvert will do me just fine. Hey, I'm not picky about my nighttime water parks.
|Here I think...|
|Sonja Delauney DREAMS|
And the color of my DREAMS.
|Cover design by John Gall|
|Nicolas de Stael|
Technically my favorite color this summer is orange because I've started binge watching Orange is the New Black aka "The Story of What Would Happen if Lacy Went to Prison" and it's marvelous.
It's not what I thought even though I really didn't have any expectations but it's worth your time.
Night swimming heaven right here. It's like swimming inside magic. Or your neighbor's kiddie pool at 1 AM. Same thing.
|Carlo Scarpa photographed by Daniel Boudinet|
And almost more than stolen kiddie pool moments, I love all these watery paintings by Andrea Pramuk.
I would steal one then go to prison and they'd make a show about it that you could binge watch. My gift to the world.
Hope they have cold salsa (in burritos) in prison.